“Duck Norris doesn’t follow the flock. The flock follows Duck Norris.”
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THE NORRIS
FACT FILES.
Unbelievable? Obviously. Unforgettable? Absolutely.
“Duck Norris doesn’t need batteries. Electricity asks him for permission.”
“When Duck Norris crosses the road, the traffic lights apologize.”
“Duck Norris doesn’t have a software bug. Bugs have a Duck Norris problem.”
“Duck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a loading screen. It finished instantly.”
“Duck Norris doesn’t connect to Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi connects to him.”
“The pond isn’t deep. It’s just afraid of Duck Norris.”
“Duck Norris doesn’t reboot. The universe refreshes around him.”
“Gravity only works when Duck Norris allows it.”
“Duck Norris doesn’t chase breadcrumbs. Breadcrumbs find him.”
“His camera doesn’t focus. Reality gets its act together.”
“Duck Norris can roundhouse-kick with no arms. Explain that, science.”
These are original fictional jokes, not factual claims about the robot or its capabilities.